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KAME HAME HA!~
Sorry about that, I guess I forgot about a back button.
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~Matt, [link]
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KAME HAME HA!~
your_button.onRelease=function(){
//"your_button" is the buttons instance name
if(your_cash>=10){//check if you have 10 or more cash
//"your_cash" is your variable for money in the game
strength+=1//train you to be stronger or if you are buying an item
//or something you can put whatever code to activate the item there instead
cash-=10
//you bought something, you give them the cash for it
}
//close our brackets
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~Matt, [link]
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~Matt, [link]
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There's a party in my tummy!
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~Matt, [link]
uhm
i did it but it went wrong :\
i wonder what i did wrong...
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*me skipping down hallway* "TARACOTA" *trips and falls over "QUAAAAAAAAK" *boom*
my sister crushed my heart by taking my love (true story)
TT_TT my sister stole my crush
me:
my sister:meets my crush
and me
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